
YES! ALL I NEED IS ANOTHER NEWSLETTER...
You were about to waste money on something useless.
Another bottle of wine. A scented candle. Maybe even a cactus.
Instead, you’re giving the gift of actual taste.
Choose the amount, send it with love (or passive-aggressive affection), and let them pick what makes them feel alive.
Better than booze. Safer than drugs. Cooler than anything you’ll find at the mall.